CHATO… CHATOPRACARAI

Eu estava aqui pensando: será que esse vitimismo que vivemos hoje é passageiro ou vai ficar cada vez pior? Se for, desisto desse planeta.

Cara, proibiram o desenho Tom & Jerry. É verdade. Saiu do Cartoon Network porque não é “politicamente correto”. Eu queria dois minutos de prosa com cara que inventou esse termo. Disseram que o gato e o rato brigam. Porra. Gato e rato brigam!!! Meu gato briga com barata. Briga com mosquito. Briga comigo. E ai? O que eu faço? Desligo ele? Processo o bicho?
O filme E o Vento Levou saiu das plataformas de streaming por causa de protestos. Disseram que o filme é racista. Siiiiiim. É o retrato daquela época, cacete. Daqui a pouco vão querer mudar a história. “Não, vamos dizer que a lâmpada não foi inventada por Thomas Edison porque ele não respeitava os mais velhos”. Ele era velhofóbico. Ah, vai morder seu pai na bunda.
Ah, quanta babaquice.
Se a gente não se juntar e for na Praça da Independência fazer um protesto, essa galera vai dominar o mundo. Daqui a pouco, as ruas estarão tomadas por seres tipo Fiuk. Zumbis que não sabem se são gente, cabrito ou samambaia.
O mundo não é perfeito. E tomara que nunca seja. Se eu não puder tirar sarro de um corinthiano ou são-paulino, nem quero mais ver futebol. Aliás, o futebol só existe por três motivos: para deixar jogador de futebol rico, para a gente tirar sarro um do outro, e para aquele jumento do Jean Motta me irritar. Ô Rueda, vende esse cara, porra.
Hoje eu li uma reportagem que o PAGODEIRO de um grupo chamado MOLEJO, fez malcriação com um MC que se chama MAYLON. E que o MC iria processa-lo porque queria CASAR VIRGEM. Ele fez até exame de FIOFÓ para provar sua pureza. Eu fui ver a foto do MC MAYLON. Ele parece o BATORÉ de cílios, manja.
Meu Deus. Estou com dor de cabeça até agora porque não pude escrever nada sobre esse apocalipse, para não ser apedrejado. Isso daria uns três shows de stand up.
Amanhã vou na Praça. Vou pintar minha cara de verde e amarelo e levar um cartaz contra esse movimento chatopracarai.
Espero você. Unidos e politicamente errados, jamais seremos vencidos.
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